CHAPEL PERILOUS

Shake Eternity and Lick Creation

Wander through the halls of alternative information... ... up is down and dn is up... Okay, fine, we're making it all dn as we go along.

About impropaganda, the home page that screws with your mind until you come to your senses. For new visitations, we kindly request that you fill out our guestbook. New visitors are required to read our disclaimer before continuing. Sometimes we steal from the best and make up the rest. Well, not exactly. You may be interested in a summary of our influences as well as stuff we don't know who to give credit to.

Kerry Wendell Thornley, a.k.a. Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, co-founder of Discordianism, author extraodinaire, and all around Strange Personlity of the Century. He not only wrote a book about Lee Harvey Oswald before tha t whole Kennedy fiasco (The Idle Warriors) but has written other books, including his opus Zenarchy, which is available exclusively here to befuddle your mind and enlighten your soul... Don't leave om without it!

We also have his wallnewspaper in which he delivers his views on Kultcha. Notice how politicians in this upcoming election year will use cultural issues to avoid any serious discussions...

That number 23 keeps popping up in all sorts of places. This is a growing list of syncronistic occurances of that number, and some close calls. If you know of an interesting 23 factoid, feel free to add it to th is form. One example: 2 divided by 3 is .666. Hey, that's just a start.

Here is your chance to become a part of the Conspiracy with the Cliff Notes®-style An Illuminati Outline of History. It's a lot to digest, but remember: One measures a circle beginning anywhe re. Just what has the Illuminati been up to all these years?

Didn't know the United States ever had an emperor? Yeah, well high school and college history aren't really known for their thoroughness... If only Exon and Newt could learn from this man. A homage to Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, a treat royale. Once you know a little more, you may be ready to start working with the Emperor Norton Utilities. A must for everyone.

People get hot under the collar about a lot of things, especially those skeptics trying to deal with this kind of phenomenae. Come on, baby, light my fire.

To think that so many of us grew up worrying about nuclear war. How gullible we all were. Carol O'Neil and Sharon Seidenstein and the Berkeley Ecology Center's explosive Nuclear Bloopers article. Quite the riot.

Don't forget this handy number, don't forget this government branch when you have to pay your taxes and please don't forget: love carcasses, don't eat them.

Mad Dog, Madder Dog and Maddest Dog we came across years ago and couldn't help but scan it. If anyone knows how to contact the author, please let us know. It appeared in the photocopy fanzine edition of impropaganda years ag o.

This cartoon series is from a couple of the issues of Zeitgeist that made it to press. It is of the Christian Crusader Prolife Man. It is rather graphic, so be warned. Some idiots actually think it is supposed to be funny.

Brother Jim who may be able to soothe your soul, because... Not Even God Can Save Your Soul at a... Van Halen Concert!

We could not find a copy of Thee Grey Book from the Temple of Psychick Youth or Psychick Warriors of Gaia, so we decided to HTMLize it ourself. Be careful with those bodily fluids though, folks.

This superb cartoon, The Day I Saw God is hillarious comic from Tony Barkdoll and was done for what was to be a new magazine, combining his fanzine, The Orifice with Zeitgeist - The Athens Free Press, but things never materializ ed and this never made it to press. Hey Tony, where are you brother?

How To Fry was an early poster impropaganda distributed years ago. It has been reproduced here in its original format (i.e., a picture of the poster). Do not try this at home. It is too traceable.

It's time to jack the tab! This is our list of lists of external links. We hope you find them groovee. Via iteration and feedback, these pages include various viral links, not to mention daily, political, chemical, cultural, spiritual, sexual, functional and the technical links.

Many thanks to Illuminet Press for providing various material and general good vibes. Illuminet is the place for some hidden knowledge and hard to find information on such matters as conspiracies, ufology, magick, alternative science and energy, to name a few. Also, check out one of the two book covers we have designed for this freak so far.

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